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Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:Someone told me to go to hell
Me:Couldn't find it at first
Me:But now I'm here
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eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

(via yelled)

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9 hours ago

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

(via thelazykorean)

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9 hours ago

stabs:

"was the quiz hard?" 

no.. i’m just stupid so I got a lot wrong

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9 hours ago

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via stabs)

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